Disclaimer / Legal Junk

I really have no idea why you clicked on this page, except if you are a lawyer or just being a general snoop.  If you are the former, click here or here (just dream of the billable hours that you will get from being required to read this) to find something far more interesting to read. If you are the latter, go back to the blog posts - they are much more informative.

If you insist on continuing, here is my standard legal disclaimer:

- This website is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied. thesecuritybeard.com makes no representations or warranties in relation to this website or the information and materials provided on this website. 

- This website / blog contains information that may be controversial in nature. It is suppose to be that way. If you don't like controversy or a particular view point expressed on this site, you should probably get your information from somewhere else. 

- Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, thesecuritybeard.com does not warrant that this website will be constantly available or available at all. 

- Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, thesecuritybeard.com does not claim that the information on this website is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading. Quite the opposite, in fact. The information on this website is clearly biased. The slant of that bias should be obvious. 

- Nothing on this website constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind. No one should really believe anything that is discussed on this site, nor make any sort of rational decision based on any information found here. 

- thesecuritybeard.com will not be liable to you (whether under the law of contact, the law of torts or otherwise) in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, this website. These limitations of liability apply even if thesecuritybeard.com has been expressly advised of the potential loss. 

- From time to time, certain things are endorsed in the pages that constitute thesecuritybeard.com. For the regular readers of this site – your continued support and visits are appreciated, and you are always welcome to comment on anything that part of this website. For the lawyers from FTC – the writers / contributors to thesecuritybeard.com are probably not receiving any compensation for these endorsements. And if they are, it is none of your business. Sue us. Take us to court. We are not going to settle, and we will take it all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary. If the Supreme Court becomes stupid (this happens from time to time), we are still not going to settle. You will have to spend tax payer money to forcibly liquidate the assets of the writers and my assets and throw us in jail.

- Nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit thesecuritybeard.com's liability in respect of any death or personal injury caused by thesecuritybeard.com's negligence; fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of thesecuritybeard.com; or matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for thesecuritybeard.com to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability. 

- By using/ viewing this website, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in this website disclaimer are reasonable. If you do not think they are reasonable, you must not use this website. 

- If any provision of this website disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of this website disclaimer.